This will be an informative post on how to confirm whether you have single/double/triple/quadruple eyelids.
(WOAHHHHH, can you imagine quadruple eyelids? that’ll just be downright scary)
Please retrieve a mirror and ok I shall stop this creepy shiz.
Good day, world.
I have resorted to talking to myself to relieve stress.
Anywayyy yeah heres my cool anticipated weekly post!
I won’t be talking about parallel or tapered double eyelids though so yeah…
Oh ya heres to all the muggers who mug from 12.07am to 4.48am and survive on coffee:
Have you ever had twitchy eyelids? Like your eyelids are having a party on its own and twitching like mad without inviting you(r brain)? One medical term for it is ‘myokymia’, and the causes are believed to be stress, lack of sleep and too much caffeine. Blurred vision can also occur with the condition.
Now you know if you have twitching eyelids what caused it. And maybe you can pepper it with some of the Chinese beliefs that if your right eyelid twitches, something good will happen or if your left eyelid twitches something bad will happen. Or it could be the other way round I forgot! But yeah facts are meant for distortion anyway.
Oh no Im really talking about eyelids.
Hahaha no okay I will steer away from this.
I had gastric flu and 2-day MC (the keywords are 2-day MC, really) and wow I can’t say I slept like a pig because I really didn’t, and I did not mug like a… mugger to all you smelly accusers out there either. Which brings me to question myself what exactly did I do. Haha. Oh I got double eyelids due to fatigue hahaha I think. But I’ve slept quite a fair bit compared to my usual sleeping hours. These double eyelids stayed on for a week already. Thank you double eyelids.
Anyway I went back to school on Wednesday to meet my fans HAHHAHAH no, I went back to school because I no longer had any MC to cover up for my absence. And then Japanese Oral was well, after school. I have never really liked oral when it was English/Chinese already. Hahaha it all gives me the jijibeebees (self-invented @mayyyyyyyble) and yeah you get my point about my POV towards Japanese oral.
I know people like to see cool amusing pictures because they hate reading chunks of texts so boring.
And you subconsciously just skip a whole chunk of words because you’re like “damn, this is boring.”
So if I make that phrase bigger right now people will actually stop and look back at the content.
Hahaha in your face.
“damn, this is boring”
Okay lah, now you can follow up.
And stop glancing through my cool chunks of words I painstakingly typed!
(I am deeply apologetic to people who have been reading every single word haha this is just so strange to type and read I understand.)
But yeah continuing with my point on Japanese oral, it was scary and all before that but my examiner was really nice, and since this is a public platform I shall not type who I think she looks like. Hahaha. Received a couple of good luck-smses before oral from all my fans (thank you thank you) HAHAHAHA although all of them won’t admit they are my fans.
And yoo-hoo I gave ridiculous answers I guess and the examiner exclaimed “NAN DE?!” in Japanese. And I think it’s a polite way of saying “What the hell bro”. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
If its not don’t tell me go away.
I am not going to type what I said to make her exclaim that, so embarrassing.
Then the week kinda zoomed by… and it’s the last week sitting with Mary and Lucy whom I have grown to
annoy every single day without faillove. Hahahahaha. I think 206 and 304 are really really cool classes. Guess why? (Hint: compare similarities!)
HAHAHAHA OKAY I AM NOT USUALLY SO FULL OF MYSELF.
But I do have a lot of fans.
Okay I don’t usually go by the name Mike. Okay fine she’s not my fan but she looks like she is in excruciating pain so never mind. Hope she feels better now.
My fans usually look like this:
Hahahahaha they’re all airing their pits. Okay I need to stop being so crude.
In all honesty, I think I only have cool fans.
:’) Thank you.
Okay lah thats it for today.
EOYs are coming really really soon, let’s all mug hard and turn into fans of mine.